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A man was driving along a highway while on holiday when he saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road.

He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately it jumped in front of the car and was hit.

The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the small animal.

Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead. The driver felt so awful he began to cry. A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over.

She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong. "I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."

The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit.

Miraculously, it came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped down the road.

About 50 feet away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved at the two again, hopped down the road another 50 feet, turned and waved and continued on.

The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the woman's spray can.

"What did you spray onto that rabbit?" He asked. The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.

It said: "Hare spray, restores life to dead hare. Adds permanent wave".



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