A woman has a saucy secret rendezvous with her lover, who also happens to be her husbands best friend, and they make love for hours.
Afterwards, as theyre lying in bed together, the womans home telephone rings. As she answers, her lover listens in, only hearing her side of the conversation.
Hello? Oh, hey Im so glad that you called Really? Thats wonderful Well, Im happy to hear youre having such a great time Oh, that sounds terrific Love you, too. Bye.
She hangs up the phone and her lover looks at her curiously. Who was that? he asks.
Oh, she replies. Just my husband. He was telling me about the wonderful time hes having on his fishing trip with you.
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Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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