A plane was moving down the tarmac before it stopped abruptly, turned around and returned to the gate. After a two hour delay, it finally took off.
"What was the problem?" a worried passenger asked the flight attendant.
"The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," the flight attendant replied. "It took us a while to find a new pilot."
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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