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A newlywed couple enjoying their honeymoon get ready to see each other naked for the first time in their relationship.

The husband takes off his shoes exposing his mangled and twisted feet. He explains: I had tolio as a child.

The wife asks if he means polio.

No, it only affects the toes, he says.

The man removes his slacks and reveals his deformed knees. I had kneesles as well, he tells his wife.

Finally, he pulls off his boxers. In shock, the woman gasps: Oh no smallcox too!



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Possum3 wrote:

A newlywed couple enjoying their honeymoon get ready to see each other naked for the first time in their relationship.

The husband takes off his shoes exposing his mangled and twisted feet. He explains: I had tolio as a child.

The wife asks if he means polio.

No, it only affects the toes, he says.

The man removes his slacks and reveals his deformed knees. I had kneesles as well, he tells his wife.

Finally, he pulls off his boxers. In shock, the woman gasps: Oh no smallcox too!


 There is another version of that, but instead it is Dicktheria



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