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Confucius


Confucius say squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.

Confucius say fortune you seek is in another cookie

Confucius say there is one thing that all smart asses have in common wise cracks

Confucius say man who lay girl on hillside is not on the level.

Confucius say crossing dinosaur with a pig, will make Jurassic Pork.

Confucius say man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Confucius say some people are like blisters they dont show up until the work is done

Confucius say getting sick at the airport, could be a terminal illness.

Confucius say prostitute with a degree in psychology will blow your mind.

Confucius say it take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.

Confucius say man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Confucius say many men bite, but Fu Man Chu.

Confucius say impotent loser is a man who can't even get his hopes up.

Confucius say verbal outburst during the male orgasm is called 'sperm wail.'

Confucius say who wants to kill a circus troupe, should go for the juggler.

Confucius say man who sleep like a baby doesnt have one.

Confucius say easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement

Confucius say foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Confucius say marriages are made in heaven so are thunder & lightning.

Confucius say Jamaican proctologist is called Pok-e-mon.

Confucius say man who not poop for many days must take care of back log.

Confucius say woman who sink in mans arms, soon have arms in mans sink.

Confucius say award winning dentist will be given a little plaque.

Confucius say people who say they never fart, are full of hot air.

Confucius say man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.

Confucius say cow spying on another cow is called a steak out.

Confucius say kiss on the lips is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.

Confucius say passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

Confucius say man who fall into an upholstery machine, eventually be fully recovered.

Confucius say he who sells feminine pads, is crack salesman.

Confucius say company who make women's vibrators is called, Genital Electric.

Confucius say support bacteria is only culture some people have

Confucius say marriage is like game of poker you start with pair and end with full house.

Confucius say man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Confucius say question authority and the authorities will question you.

Confucius say he who stick head in open window get pane in neck

Confucius say woman who wear G-string, high on crack!



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Confucius say man under car with tool in hand not necessarily mechanic

Confucius say couple making love in cemetery f...ing near dead

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Ha Ha, haven't heard some of them for a long time. Classics.

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Confucius say duck who fly upside down quack up.

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