John and Sonya are flying to Australia for a two week holiday to celebrate their 40th anniversary.
Suddenly, over the speaker the captain announces, "Ladies and gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never we rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives."
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island. An hour later John turns to his wife and asks, "Sonya, did we pay our American express card yet?"
"Oh no, I'm sorry, I forgot to send the cheque," she says. John still shaken from the crash landing then asks, "did you remember to send the cheques for the Visa and MasterCard this month?"
"Oh, forgive me John," begged Sonya. "I didn't send those either.
John grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years. Sonya pulls away and asks him, "What was that for?"
John answers: "They'll find us!"
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