Two men are playing golf and a funeral procession appears on the road next to the course.

One of the golfers was about to take a swing, when he noticed the procession. He took off his hat and placed his hand over his heart and bowed his head until the funeral had passed.

His opponent was taken aback and said, I never knew you were such a feeling man, that was very touching to watch.

As he placed his hat on his head and returned to the game the man said,

Yeah well, after all we were married for 35 years.