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aussie_paul


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A husband desperate to end an argument offers to buy his wife a new car. She curtly declines his offer by saying, Thats not quite what I had in mind. 

Frantically he offers her a new house. Again, she rejects his offer, Thats not quite what I had in mind.

Curious, he asks: What did you have in mind?

She retorts, Id like a divorce. 

He answers, I hadnt planned on spending quite that much!

 

Aussie Paul. smile



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If a man is alone in the forest, no-one around for miles, is he still wrong?

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erad wrote:

If a man is alone in the forest, no-one around for miles, is he still wrong?

Only if he's lost.



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Find holding your breath for 5 minutes . It goes away !!

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