A cat burglar broke into a house during the night, as he started to collect some goodies and put them in his bag.
He heard a voice saying - Jesus is watching you.
The burglar turned his flashlight in the direction of the voice.
The burglar saw a parrot which said again - Jesus is watching you.
The astounded burglar said to the parrot - Who are you?
I am Moses said the parrot.
To which the burglar replied what a stupid name, who would call a parrot Moses?
The parrot replied, - the same people that called the Rottweiler Jesus.
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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Blues man.