There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldnt swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, Do you need help, sir?

The preacher calmly said No, God will save me.

A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, Hey, do you need help?

The preacher replied again, No God will save me.

Eventually the preacher drowned & went to heaven. The preacher asked God, Why didnt you save me?

God replied, Fool, I sent you two boats!