A drunk walking home decided to take a short cut through the cemetery,

Walking along in the dark he stumbled over a mound of dirt and fell into an open grave that was dug for an early funeral the next day.

The man tried to climb out, but he was short and the gravediggers had dug the correct six foot depth.

The man tried jumping, he tried calling for help, all to no avail.

So he decided to sit down in a corner of the hole and wait for the morning.

About an hour later, another drunk taking a short cut through the cemetery, fell into the open grave.

Like the previous drunk he tried jumping, but he just didn't have enough reach to get out.

The first drunk was watching him in the dark and said to the newcomer,

You won't make it,

He was wrong