A donkey is carrying a huge load across a farm when a pig, Happily laying on his back in the soft mud says to the donkey; "Look at yourself. Old, Skinny, always working for the farmer. And look at me laying around doing nothing, just enjoying myself living life and the farmer feeds me every day".
The donkey smiles and says; "But you're not the same pig we had last year. Are you?"
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Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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Mate, I don't quite understand the connection with the joke and your reference to centrelink, is it some obscure hidden meaning? I see your attempt at spelling halal at the end, is that it?