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How heavy?


A woman noticed her husband trying to weigh himself on the bathroom scale.

Each time he stepped on, he started sucking in his stomach.

Thats not going to help, darling, said the wife. Trust me.

Its already working, the husband said smugly.

Now I can see the numbers. 



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Mind your own business Wifey,I can read it now.



-- Edited by grahos on Wednesday 20th of December 2017 08:15:30 PM

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