A woman noticed her husband trying to weigh himself on the bathroom scale.
Each time he stepped on, he started sucking in his stomach.
Thats not going to help, darling, said the wife. Trust me.
Its already working, the husband said smugly.
Now I can see the numbers.
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
Sent from my imperial66 typewriter using carrier pigeon, message sticks and smoke signals.
Mind your own business Wifey,I can read it now.
Happy Camping
Graeme
I was always taught to respect my elders,
but it keeps getting harder to find one.