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1st Prize


 

 

 

Snow white, Superman and Pinochio are walking down the street.

 

 

They come across a sign that says :  Beauty Contest..
Snow white says she is going to enter. After a while she comes out with the 1st prize!...


They walk further and come across a sign that reads :  Strongest man contest.
Superman enters and after a while comes out with the 1st prize!


They walk further and then come across a sign :  World's BIGGEST liar.
Pinochio says "This one is for me".
After a while he comes out with tears in his eyes.. Superman & Snow white asks "What happened??"
Pinochio replies "Who the hell is Bill Shorten?"



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Couldn't have said it better myself

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biggrinbiggrinbiggrinso true.



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Agreed


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And when he walked down the steps last night, acting like a losing winner

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Cheers Craig



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Yes Craig1 where do they get this losing winner thing from, seems to be an ability to forget the negatives and only remember the positive.
Ashley

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first timer wrote:

Yes Craig1 where do they get this losing winner thing from, seems to be an ability to forget the negatives and only remember the positive.
Ashley


Gday...

Is is quite normal to be a "losing winner" ... it depend on the aim, the goal and the outcome.

If one achieves one's aim and one's goal with an expected, or better, outcome then one can definitely be a winner whilst appearing to be a loser.

Surprisingly, finishing first is not the only criteria to be a 'winner'. 

Cheers - John



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maybe like Victoria Naplan where 1 from 27 equals a pass somehow

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Cheers Craig

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