He had to dismiss one of his employees, but he couldnt decide who should be let go: Jack or Jill.
Finally, he decided to call one of them into his office.
Jill, he said, I have to either lay you or Jack off.
Youre going to have to jack off, then, Jill said. Ive got a really bad headache.
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
Sent from my imperial66 typewriter using carrier pigeon, message sticks and smoke signals.
Blues man.
