On the night of their wedding, the groom took off his trousers and told his new bride to try them on.

They dont fit, she said, as the trousers slide down to her ankles again.

And never forget it, said the husband. In this relationship, I wear the pants.

The woman looked at him for a moment, then began to undress as he watched eagerly.

Finally, she threw him her underwear.

Put those on, she told him.

He looked at the skimpy piece of fabric and then at himself. Ill never get into these.

Exactly, said the wife. And if you dont change your attitude, you never will!