Yesterday morning I bought two six packs of beer on sale at the Liquor Store.

I placed them on the front seat of the car and headed back home.

  

  

  

I stopped at the service station where a drop-dead gorgeous,

almost blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.

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It was very warm and she was wearing tight shorts and a light top which was wide open.

She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on my passenger window.

  

With her bra-less breasts almost falling out of her skimpy top she said, in a sexy voice,

I'm a big believer in barter, old fellow,

would you be interested in trading sex for beer?"

  

  

I thought for a few seconds and asked,

  

"What kind of beer you got?"

  

  

  

  

  

ARROGANCE OF OLD AGE