A blond is telling her bff about her first time riding a horse. "So I got on this pretty little horse and it just took off galloping with me. I tried to hang on but, the saddle was so slippery that I started to fall off. I was yelling for help and hanging on for dear life. I had my arms wrapped around it's neck. I really thought I was going to die. It was so scary" The bff said "Oh my God! How did you get it to stop?" Blond says "Oh this nice man just came up and he saved me" Bff "How did he stop it?" Blond "He unpluged it from the wall and it stopped.