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Golf cart accident......


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While golfing, a senior Grey Nomad/Gentleman, accidentally overturned his golf cart late one afternoon.

An extremely attractive, young female golfer, who lives in a Villa on the Golf Course, heard the noise and called out, "Hi there, are you O.K?".....

"I'm OK, thanks" the Gentleman Nomad replied, as he gingerly pulled himself out of the twisted cart.

She said, " Come up to my Villa, rest a while, and I'll help you get your cart later."...

The Gentleman Nomad, noticed her silky bathrobe was partially open, revealing what appeared to be a verrrry nice curvaceous figure.

"That's mighty nice of you", he answered, but....I don't think my wife would like it."..

"Ohhhh come on now!" she playfully insisted...she was soooo pretty and so very persuasive...and he weakened...

"Welllll OK,"... he finally agreed.

 

After a couple of very nice single malt Glen Fiddock's, he thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset,..so I better go now."..

"Don't be silly!", she coyly said with a smile, letting her robe fall slightly more open..."stay for a while, you're wife won't know anything.

By the way where is she?"...

The Gentleman Nomad replied,....."Still under the golf cart I suppose".......

 

 

 

Hoo Roo....Grey Nomad girls....don't shoot the messenger perleassseee...lmao.....



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