A husband and wife lost their jobs at the underwear factory, so attended the social Welfare to sign on. After they had finished, Paddy turned to the wife and asked
"How Much a week did you get?" Mavis looked at her husband and said 350pw, what about you? Paddy Replied " 500pw"
"That's outrageous discrimination" barked his wife and stormed back in to have a row.
Approaching the clerk, she shouted "HOW DARE you award my husband 500pw, and me only 350.... EXPLAIN YOURSELF"
The Clerk calmly addressed her and said, You, told me that you were a knicker Sewer for a living, while your Husband is a Diesel Fitter, so based on the skill set of your previous jobs, his amount was deemed higher"
"DIESEL FITTER.. exclaimed Mavis.... He was on Quality Control in the knicker Factory, all the lazy sod had to do was select random garments from the different batches, hold em up for size and say "Yip, Diesel Fitter"..