A 17-year-old boy goes into a drug store to buy condoms and walks up to the pharmacy counter.
The pharmacist asks the young man whether he wants a 3, 9, or 12 pack.
Well, Ive been seeing this girl for a few months now, the boy began, and I think tonight is the night. First, were going to have dinner with her parents, and then were going out and Im pretty sure Ill be getting lucky, he said with a smile. After the first time, shell be guaranteed to want me all the time, so Id better get the 12 pack to start. The boy paid the pharmacist, grabbed the condoms, and walked out the door.
That night, the young man sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He offers to give the blessing and enters into a long prayer and it goes on for minutes
The girl nudges her boyfriend, saying, You never told me you were so religious.
The boy then whispers into her ear, You never told me your father was a pharmacist.
