Three nuns died and were at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approaches the first nun and tells her before she enters heaven she must correctly answer a skill-testing question.
The nun steps forward and St. Peter asks, Who was the first man? The nun responds Oh that's easy, Adam. The trumpets blow, the angels sing and the pearly gates open, and the nun goes off to heaven.
The second nun steps forward and St. Peter asks, Who was the first woman? The nun responds Oh that's easy, Eve. The trumpets blow, the angels sing and the pearly gates open, and the nun goes off to heaven.
The third nun steps forward and St. Peter asks What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?. The nun responds, Oh my, that's a hard one..... The trumpets blow, the angels sing and the pearly gates open....