SUICIDE COUNSELING

A DESPERATE LOOKING WOMAN STOOD POISED ON THE EDGE OF A HIGH BRIDGE,
ABOUT TO JUMP OFF.

AN OLD HOMELESS BLOKE WHO WAS WANDERING BY STOPPED AND SAID,

"LOOK, SINCE YOU'LL BE DEAD IN A FEW MINUTES, AND IT WON'T MATTER TO
YOU, HOW ABOUT A QUICKIE BEFORE YOU GO?"

SHE SCREAMED, "NO!  BUGGER OFF YOU FILTHY OLD BASTARD!"

HE SHRUGGED AND TURNED AWAY SAYING, "OKAY THEN, I'LL JUST GO AND WAIT
AT THE BOTTOM."

SHE DIDN'T JUMP.

OBJECT LESSON: SUICIDE COUNSELING REALLY DOES WORK.

 

 

Aussie Paul.