*A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman - "Which book has
helped you most in your life? The woman replied - "My husband's cheque
book!!"*

*A prospective husband in a book store "Do you have a book called, 'Husband
- the Master of the House?' Sales Girl: "Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the
1st floor!"*

*Someone asked an old man: "Even after 70 years, you still call your wife -
Darling, Honey, Luv. What's the secret?  Old man: I forgot her name and I'm
scared to ask her.*

*A man in Hell asked the Devil: May I make a call to my Wife? After making
the call he asked how much he had to pay. Devil: Nothing. Hell to hell is
Free.*

*Wife: I wish I was a newspaper. So I'd be in your hands all day. Husband: I
too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day!*