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FIRST DAY AT THE SENIOR COMPLEX


On her first day at the senior complex, the new manager addressed all the seniors pointing out some of her rules:

 "The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory to the females.  Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."

 

She continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60.  Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180.  Are there any questions?"

 

At this point, an older gentleman stood up in the crowd inquired:  "How much for a season pass?

K.J.

 



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