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Last school day


On the last day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher basket of assorted fruit.

The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

The Sweet Shop owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of assorted sweets.

Then the liquor store manager's son brought up a big, heavy box.

The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit. 

She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. 

"Is it wine?" she guessed. No," the boy replied.

She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?

 

""No," said the little boy............."It's a puppy!"



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