An elderly couple was watching a Discovery Channel 'Special' about a West African Bushveldt Tribe whose men all invariably had penises 24 " long...it explained that
when the black male reaches a certain age, a strong string is tied around his penis...and on the other end is a weight........
After a while, technically speaking, the weight stretches the penis to 24"........
Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower, his wife looked down at him and said:
"How bout we try that African 'String and Weight' procedure dearest?"....
The husband reluctantly agreed.....and they tied a string with a quite heavy weight to his penis......
A few days later, the wife asked the husband: "Sooooo how is our little Tribal Experiment coming along dearest?"..
"Well it looks like we're about half way there", he replied with a grimace......
"Woweeee, you mean our little fellow's already grown to 12 inches?"
"No,....it's bloody turned black"!.......!
Hoo Roo
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