A couple are getting married, and the minister asks, Is there anyone who knows of any reason this couple should not be joined in holy matrimony?

A beautiful young woman, with young baby at arm, stands up and walks slowly to the front of the congregation.

The bride turns, glares at the bridegroom, slaps him heavily across the face and begins to cry uncontrollably.

The bridesmaids stare aghast and attempt to console the bride the groomsmen move to the bridegroom and try to help him.

The minister asks the young woman, What is it you wish to say, my dear?

The young woman answers, Nothing, I just couldnt hear what you were saying from up the back, so I moved to the front.