Kaid wrote:

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Was at the Qld Caravan and Camping Show on Sunday.

Hubby and I were getting the spiel  from the Salesman about the van we were looking at.

he kept on saying ." You look really familiar." "Gee I am sure I have seen you before."

After a few minutes of him really trying to work out where he knew us from.

I looked him in the eye and said.

YOU DON'T WATCH PORN DO YOU???????????

Well he nearly peed himself laughing and of course said NO.

And  that people is how you make your escape 

 

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 LOL!!! Love it. 

Aussie Paul. 

Cracked me up - don't know if this will get through the censor radar - but here goes. My son (who does smoke Maryjane) got visited by two guys who wanted to introduce him to their saviour.

Cold, wet Melbourne day, he invited them in, all sat down in lounge, my son let them talk for a bit, then said, quite naturally, would you like a bong? They left very quickly, and he has never had another visit from them or any other of their like. (not that there is anything wrong with them, but hey, if I want religion I'll go looking for it myself.)