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rgren2


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Bill Shorten was asleep in his house and awoke to see Menzies' ghost.

He asked, "Bob, how can I make this country better?"
Sir Robert said, "Love the Japanese steel producers like I did."
Shorten went back to sleep, this time he woke to an image of John Howard at the end of his bed. He asked,
John, how can I make this country better?
Howard said, "Be honest with the people like I was."
Again Shorten fell asleep and awoke this time to see Harold Holt and asked,
"Harold, how can I make this country better?
" Harold replied, "Go for a swim like I did!"

 



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We need another Menzies who has the country at heart not just 3 or 4 years reign.


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Happy Camping

Graeme

 

 

I was always taught to respect my elders,

but it keeps getting harder to find one.
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grahos wrote:

We need another Menzies who has the country at heart not just 3 or 4 years reign.

 Absolutely grahos, a Henry Bolte would be ok as well.thumbsup.gif A pretty poor lot to chose from at the moment. disbelief

Aussie Paul. smile



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