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aussie_paul


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This message is forwarded as a community service!
 
 
No political bias intended.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Einstein developed this remarkable theory: 
 
 
 
 
 
Energy = Mass x Speed of Light squared....... 
 
 
 
 
 
A brilliant genius as we all know. 
 
 
 
 
 
A lesser known application of Einstein's formula determined:  If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 298 KM/sec (the speed of light) it could be possible for you to sodomize yourself! 
 
 
 
 
 
Should you determine that you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you can easily achieve the same result by voting ALP in the 2016 election. 
 
 
 
 
 
I pass this on as a community service. nodisbelief
 
Sorry Cindy.
Aussie Paul. smile


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Baggie


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You are right on the ball with that one Paul. Loved it mate.

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Brenda and Alan


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Paul you'd have to run a heck of a lot faster, as the speed of light is almost 300,000 Km per second.

Alan



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From Winston's Churchill's memoirs:....'.a protégé of Winston Churchill sat on the Front Bench for the first time and looked across the House and said:

"So that's the Enemy." Churchill corrected him. "No. That's The Opposition my boy........the Enemy is behind you...."




Hoo Roo....ain't that the truth....as I always say..'If the Govenrnment is getting up your nose, then picket'.........

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Brenda and Alan wrote:

Paul you'd have to run a heck of a lot faster, as the speed of light is almost 300,000 Km per second.

Alan

Einstein was a Labor voter. LNP voters live in a different universe.

http://www.google.com.au/search?q=c+in+km+per+second

Perhaps the modern MKS system of weights and measures is a problem for them. Here it is in the good old FFF system (Furlong/Firkin/Fortnight):

http://www.google.com.au/search?q=c+in+kilofurlongs+per+nanofortnight

Maybe an analogy could help to clear up the confusion.

The wavelength at the infrared end of the light spectrum is much longer than that at the ultraviolet end. Similarly, time moves much more slowly at the blue end of the political spectrum than it does at the red end. Hope this helped.



-- Edited by dorian on Wednesday 1st of June 2016 07:59:15 AM

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