IRISH REMORSE.......
APOLOGY FROM AN IRISH HOSPITAL......
Dear Mr Murphy Esq.
We are pleased to inform you that the biopsy of the redness on the shaft of your penis showed it was not cancerous.
It was found to be lipstick.
We deeply regret the amputation we carried out.
Yours Sincerely
Mr. Patrick Fitzpatrick..MRD. BUM. FFS. WTF Hons....Head Surgeon.
'The secret of happiness is not in seeking more, but in developing the capacity to enjoy less'.Socrates BC399.
'Be a Cheerful Nomad, not a Grumpy Gromad, it's the Surly Bird who catches the Germ'!
Without Going, You Get Nowhere.......
