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....they say your partner usually resembles YOUR parents...


 Thomas is 32 years old and he remains single.

One day a friend asked: "Why aren't you married Thomas?...can't you find a lady who will be a good wife?"...

Thomas replied: "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, however when I bring them home to meet the folks, my mother invariably doesn't like them."..

His friend contemplates for a minute and says:" "I've got the perfect solution Thomas,..just find a girl who's just like your mother."..

A few months later they meet again and his friend asks:"..Soooo did you find the perfect girl Thomas?'...and did your mother like her?"..

With a deep frown on his face, Thomas answers: "Yes I found the perfect girl....she was just like my mother in so many respects,

...and you were right my mother liked her very, very much.".....

"Then what's your problem Thomas?".....

 

"My father doesn't like her!"...........

 

 

 

 

Hoo Roo.....

 

 

 



-- Edited by goldfinger on Thursday 5th of May 2016 05:22:12 PM



-- Edited by goldfinger on Thursday 5th of May 2016 05:25:40 PM



-- Edited by goldfinger on Thursday 5th of May 2016 05:49:31 PM

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