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One for the teachers and ex teachers.. :)


A kindergarten teacher was helping one of her students put his boots on. He had asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didnt want to go on.

When the second boot was on, she was nearly out of breath.

She almost whimpered when the little boy said, Teacher, theyre on the wrong feet.

She looked and sure enough, they were. It wasnt any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as they worked together to get the boots back on this time on the right feet.

He then announced, These arent my boots.

She bit her tongue rather than scream, Why didnt you say so earlier? like she wanted to. Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off.

He then said, Theyre my brothers boots. My Mom made me wear them.

She didnt know if she should laugh or cry. She mustered up the grace to wrestle the boots on his feet again. She said, Now, where are your gloves?

 

He said, I stuffed them in the toes of my boots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin

Aussie Paul. smile



-- Edited by aussie_paul on Wednesday 27th of April 2016 12:42:25 PM

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Patience is a virtue,I will go no further,hehehe

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I was always taught to respect my elders,

but it keeps getting harder to find one.

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