A nice, calm and most respectable lady went into the local pharmacy, walked straight up to the pharmacist,

looked him straight in the eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide please"....

The pharmacist was incredulous.."Why on earth do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied:  "I need to poison my husband."...

The pharmacist was wide eyed in amazement.."Lord have mercy!..I can't provide you with cyanide to kill your husband,

I'll lose my Licence!....and they will throw us both in jail!..

Absolutely not!...under any circumstances, ..you cannot have cyanide!"..

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a photo of her husband in bed, in a most compromising position, with the pharmacist's wife."..

The pharmacist stood looking at the photo as if in a daze,...and then said,

"Well, why didn't you tell me you have a prescription?....I'll include the dosage instructions".....!

Hoo Roo