Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees.
Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, 'Dad, what's love juice?'
Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex.
Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement.
Dad says, 'So what were you watching?'
Billy says, ' Wimbledon .'
Mate, that was like little Freddy, playing with some new friends in the street, he'd been out there for about an hour when he came running in to mum & asked, "Mum, where did I come from?" It was the time that she had dreaded, but it was going to be now or never, so she sat him down and explained all about the birds & the bees and who did what and to whom and how it was all done. After her long explanation, she asked him why did he ask? He said, "Oh, one of those kids out there said that he'd come from Sydney, and I thought I'd ask where I came from."
