A guy goes to his doctor and tells him hes having trouble doing the things around the house that he used to do.
When the examination was complete, he said: Now Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.
Well, in plain English, the doctor replied, youre just lazy.
OK, said the man. Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife.
Aussie Paul.
"No friend ever served me, and no enemy ever wronged me, whom I have not repaid in full."
Lucius Cornelius Sulla - died 78 BC