A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman Which book has helped you most in your life? The woman replied My husbands cheque book!!
A prospective husband in a book store: Do you have a book called, Husband the Master of the House? Sales Girl: Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor.
Someone asked an old man: Even after 70 years, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Luv. Whats the secret? Old man: I forgot her name and Im scared to ask.
Wife: I wish I were a newspaper so Id be in your hands all day. Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper so I could have a new one every day!
Husband to wife Today is a fine day. Next day he says: Today is a fine day. Again next day, he says same thing today is a fine day.
Finally after a week, the wife asks her husband since last week, you are saying today is a fine day. I am fed up. Whats the matter?
Husband: Last week when we had an argument, you said, I will leave you one fine day. I was just trying to remind you."
