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Hey Jim · Guru

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aussie_paul · Guru

Great news Jim, hope you can both relax somewhat now Mate.

Aussie Paul. smile

Cadpete · Guru

So pleased for you Jim and hope you'll be happy with your van soon.

goldfinger · Senior Member

That's strange Jim..Jayco told me Mr. Peter Manning was retiring on the 6th April........being replaced by a Ms Helen Back.....you now have to go to....oops.....lol......Hoo Roo

Desert Dweller · Guru

So they're swapping your van for a brand new Bushtracker, is that right ?

Dougwe · Chief one feather

Well done Jim. Lets hope they get it all sorted properly for you quickly and nit take weeks amd weeks just to p you off. April 7 is just around the corner mate or down the road.

Bushpie · Guru

Good luck Jim...... Once you get it back are you doing a shakedown trip or getting straight out into the playground?

erad · Guru

goldfinger wrote:
That's strange Jim..Jayco told me Mr. Peter Manning was retiring on the 6th April........being replaced by a Ms Helen Back.....you now have to go to....oops.....lol......Hoo Roo

No, Helen Back has been moved aside. Helen Waite is the new Customer Relations manager...

Felicia · Guru

Jim,

So pleased for you, it's been a long road. May everything be the way you deserve to have it.

Lynda

Hey Jim · Guru

Thank you one and all. smile smile smile

Except Larry. To you Larry, See your finger see your thumb you can now use the larger and shove it up your Bum. wink wink wink

Regards Jim and Lambie

Hey Jim · Guru

Bushpie wrote:
Good luck Jim...... Once you get it back are you doing a shakedown trip or getting straight out into the playground?

Hi Bushpie,

Yes we are, we will head north for a few weeks in the van first. Then return home for a few weeks rest. Then away again for three months heading *^$%#@*.

Lambie is throwing in the towel after 38 years of teaching and three degrees to her credit. 36 years of running my own manufacturing business, to which I will become a consultant for a further two years.

Regards Jim & Lambie

jules47 · The Happy Helper

Good news at last - good work on your part!!!

montie · Guru

The result I would have expected from Jayco, they are a reputable company.

I wouldn't worry Jim, all will be fixed, not worth the stress!

Montie

Phil C · Guru

Good stuff Jim, check the lot before you hitch up out of the factory.

Good outcome

goldfinger · Senior Member

Hey Jim wrote:
Thank you one and all.
Except Larry. To you Larry, See your finger see your thumb you can now use the larger and shove it up your Bum.
Regards Jim and Lambie

Before I'm asked to pay penance once again Jim for my comments, perhaps we should let folk know that we do trade many fond..read fondle... emails and PM's......

What you ask of me above, reminds me of many of the cheaper CP toilets with those large revolving dunny paper dispensers where the last 'untouchable' tissue is invariably rammed up inside....and at that crucial point its far too late to waddle to the next cubicle....and without my glasses on.........I think the term is a 'paperless entry'..is made....not even three tissues..one 'up'..one 'down' and one to shine.....even more embarrassing when Julie asks where my handkerchief is.............lmao....

Hope to catch you out in the goldfields mate when you're up and away in the new pristine/repaired van....Hoo Roo

-- Edited by goldfinger on Tuesday 29th of March 2016 11:33:35 PM

Hey Jim · Guru

Thanks Larry,

I will endeavour to send Julie a twelve pack of the best Quilton for her use only. smile And for you, a bunch of the freshest sented Eucalyptus narrow line Gum leaves, that will keep you smelling the same as usual. wink That is OFF. Don't forget to keep track of that man on his..... big toy.

Regards Jim & Lambie

The Phantom · Guru

Nothing like a bit of toilet humour. Some people have a fascination for that kind of stuff.

The Phantom

Hey Jim · Guru

The Phantom wrote:
Nothing like a bit of toilet humour. Some people have a fascination for that kind of stuff.

The Phantom

Hi Peter,

There's nothing wrong with having a bit of a joke every now and then. Its so true that laughter is the best treatment to release stress.

Without some fun in your life. You would soon get tired of life. Be Happy within yourself. Cause there is far to much sadness, poverty in this world as we speak. Just be greatfull of where we live and have so much to share. smile smile smile

Regards Jim & Lambie

Magnarc · Guru

Talking of toilet humour, this was seen on the wall of a public toilet.

"One would think with all this wit, that Shakespeare had been here to s--t"

Bushpie · Guru

Hey Jim wrote:
Bushpie wrote:
Good luck Jim...... Once you get it back are you doing a shakedown trip or getting straight out into the playground?
Hi Bushpie,
Yes we are, we will head north for a few weeks in the van first. Then return home for a few weeks rest. Then away again for three months heading *^$%#@*.
Lambie is throwing in the towel after 38 years of teaching and three degrees to her credit. 36 years of running my own MANUFACTURING BUSINES to which I will become a CONSULTANT for a further two years.
Regards Jim & Lambie

that sounds like a great idea......a few weeks away....stress free ...... Way to go

hhhhhhmmmmm Manufacturing Consultant..........you are not offering your services to Jayco are you?

The Phantom · Guru

Hey Jim, Consultant eh? I spoke to a real engineer once and asked him the definition of a consultant. He told me it was a "subbie in a suit" and the type of bloke that asked you the time and ended up owning the watch.

You're going to be busy.

The Phantom

DMaxer · Guru

I think there still might be another chapter or two in this book.

TheHeaths · Guru

Unfortunately DMaxer, I am with you on this one.

I do hope that Jim gets the satisfaction he is looking for without further disputes, but I suspect not.

Hey Jim · Guru

The Phantom wrote:
Hey Jim, Consultant eh? I spoke to a real engineer once and asked him the definition of a consultant. He told me it was a "subbie in a suit" and the type of bloke that asked you the time and ended up owning the watch.
You're going to be busy.

The Phantom

Hi Peter,

You are spot on there.

I /we are going to be full on for the next few years. The benefits go hand in hand. smile And in return I /we will give back to the community what we received inliu.

We have both enrolled to help Third world developing countries for a period of three years at our own expense. smile smile smile

Happy travels Peter/ The Phantom

Regards Jim & Lambie

goldfinger · Senior Member

Phantom, I know Jim isn't as adept at self promotion as yourself, however I know him reasonably well, and your "real Engineer" comment is disrespectful to him, and often I see other GN's subjected to your vindictive barbs.....
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For the record, I am aware Jim is a 'Graduate of the University of Sydney Engineering' - with 'Honours'....how does that stack up against your esteemed Curriculum vitae?...if you can't

improve on silence why bother old chap?.....Hoo Roo

-- Edited by goldfinger on Thursday 31st of March 2016 08:23:39 AM

-- Edited by goldfinger on Thursday 31st of March 2016 08:24:39 AM

-- Edited by goldfinger on Thursday 31st of March 2016 08:28:48 AM

DMaxer · Guru

Was that about the same time you were in charge of NASA and I was Chief Justice of the High Court, Goldfinger?

The Phantom · Guru

goldfinger wrote:
Phantom, I know Jim isn't as adept at self promotion as yourself, however I know him reasonably well, and your "real Engineer" comment is disrespectful to him, and often I see other GN's subjected to your vindictive barbs.....
.

For the record, I am aware Jim is a 'Graduate of the University of Sydney Engineering' - with 'Honours'....how does that stack up against your esteemed Curriculum vitae?...if you can't

improve on silence why bother old chap?.....Hoo Roo

-- Edited by goldfinger on Thursday 31st of March 2016 08:23:39 AM

-- Edited by goldfinger on Thursday 31st of March 2016 08:24:39 AM

-- Edited by goldfinger on Thursday 31st of March 2016 08:28:48 AM

Mr Goldfinger, you appear to be the self appointed Phantom-basher on this Forum and want to use every opportunity to attack me.

Even to the extent of finding a comment that you believe to be offensive which, in fact, had nothing to do with our friend Hey Jim but was, on your evidence of his qualifications, entirely co-incidental.

And if you are so definite in your views, how come you need to edit a simple post 3 times and still not get it right?

Go back to your prospecting. Thinking is, obviously, not your strong point.

The Phantom

Bushpie · Guru

I love this place.."................although I didnt see this one coming

goldfinger · Senior Member

Thanks for setting out your Master of Little, Curriculum vitae'...better singer/more talented than John English...Batchelor in Engineering at local TAFE perhaps?....the sarcasm book that you quote from above, actually defines a Consultant as 'someone who takes the watch off your wrist and then tells you what time it is'....so you used a bit of creativity playing around with a very old quote...supposedly made by your 'Real Engineer'....I'll go prospecting as you suggest, when you hike back to the 'Belchin' Congo' where you no doubt belong.......Hoo Roo

-- Edited by goldfinger on Thursday 31st of March 2016 12:23:32 PM

DMaxer · Guru

That is a good play on words. The term is "bachelor" not "batchelor". Batchelor however is located in the Northern Territory and there is a TAFE there.