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While at the Bar.......


 

While at the Bar:

 

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says:

"Listen here good looking...I will screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, their place, my place, in the car, by the front door

by the back door, in the back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on....

It doesn't matter to me...I will screw anybody...anytime....I just luuuuuve it!"........

His eyes now wide with interest,....she has his undivided attention.... he responds,

 

"No kidding....I'm in Government too....Are you Federal, State, or Local Council?.......?"

 

Hoo Roo



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Without Going, You Get Nowhere.......

 

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