Three elderly golfers are walking down the fairway.
Sixty is the WORST age to be, said the sixty-year-old man. You always feel like you have to pee. But most of the time, nothing happens!
Ah, thats nothing, said the seventy-year-old man. When youre seventy, you dont have bowel movements anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day but NOTHING happens!
Then the oldest of the three men chimed in. Actually, said the eighty-year-old man, Eighty is the WORST age of all!
The sixty-year-old man asked, Do you have trouble peeing too?
Oh no. I pee like a racehorse every morning at 6:00 A.M., the 80-year-old man replied.
The seventy-year-old man asked, Do you have a problem having a bowel movement?
Oh no, no, no. I have one every morning at 6:30 A.M. religiously, the 80-year-old man replied.
Baffled by this, the sixty-year-old said, Lets get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 A.M. and you poop every morning at 6:30 A.M. So whats so hard about being eighty-years-old?
