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Late in the night, the man finally regained consciousness. He was in the hospital, in terrible pain.

He found himself in the ICU with needles and IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function, and a nurse hovering over him. He realized that he was in a life-threatening situation.

The nurse gave him a serious, deep look, straight into his eyes, then spoke to him slowly and clearly, enunciating each word and syllable, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."

Somehow he managed to mumble in reply,  

 

"Can I feel your boobs, then?"

.THAT IS A POSITIVE ATTITUDE!

 



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