Special Travel Package for Businessmen

An Airline introduced a special package for Business men.

Buy your ticket, get your wife's ticket free!

After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how the trip was.

72% of them gave the same reply..."What trip?"

Cool Message by a Wife

Dear Mother-in-law,

"Don't teach me how to handle my children, I'm living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement."

Habit of Talking in Sleep

A lady to doctor: My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?

Dr: Give him an opportunity to speak when he is awake.

Your Husband Needs Rest

Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace, so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you!

Aussie Paul.