A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.

His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.

"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done,

I'm still in my pyjamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight.

What the hell did you bring him home for?"

Husband answers: "Because he's thinking of getting married."

Aussie Paul.