Home Security for Seniors 

Now that I'm on a fixed income, I've disconnected my home alarm system,
turned off my external lights and de-registered from  Neighbourhood Watch.

I've got two Iraqi flags raised in the front garden, one at each corner,
And the black flag of ISIS in the centre.

Local police, ASIO , the Army and all my neighbours are watching the house 24/7.
I am watched everywhere I go.

I've never felt safer, and I'm saving $129.50 a month