Fred was saying his prayers as his father passed by his bedroom door.

"God bless Mommy, and God bless Daddy, and please make Calais the capital of France."

"Fred," said his father, "why do you want Calais to be the capital of France?"

"Because that's what I wrote in my geography test!"

Aussie Paul. 

-- Edited by aussie_paul on Tuesday 20th of October 2015 11:22:14 AM