A man saved his girlfriend's phone number on his mobile as 'low battery'. Whenever she calls him, in his absence, his wife takes the phone and plugs it into the charger.
Give that man a medal!
A Government Survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to Australia so that they can see their own doctor.
Such an unfair world - when a man talks dirty to a woman, it's considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $2.50/min. Charges may vary.
