The man said to the dentist. "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anaesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to go numb.
I just want you to pull the tooth and be done with it. We have a 10:00 am tee off time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already ...I don't have time to wait for the anaesthetic to work."
The dentist thought to himself. "Well, well, at last a golfer with total dedication!"
So the dentist asked him. "Which tooth is it sir?"
The man turned to his wife and says. "Open your mouth honey and show the dentist."
