Murphy was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.

'Thirty euros,' she whispers.

Murphy had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only thirty euros. So they hid in the bushes.

They're going 'at it' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It is the Garda.

'What's going on here, people?' asks the cop.

'I'm making love to me wife,' Paddy answers sounding annoyed.

'Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know.'

'Well, neidder did I, til ya shined that foocken light in her face!