A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman - "Which book has helped you most in your life?"
The woman replied - "My husband's cheque book!!"
A prospective husband in a book store: "Do you have a book called, 'Husband - the Master of the House'?
Sales Girl: "Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!"
Someone asked an old man: "Even after 70 years, you still call your wife - Darling, Honey, Love. What's the secret?
Old man: "I forgot her name and I'm scared to ask her"
Aussie Paul.